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I shouldn't have messed with that chick Now I got some goosebumps

I shouldn't have messed with that chick Now I got some goosebumps  Actual Advice Mallard

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quack quack quack quack quack  Actual Advice Mallard

Women, men aren't mind-readers Say what you mean and mean what you say and you'll get frustrated less often

Women, men aren't mind-readers Say what you mean and mean what you say and you'll get frustrated less often  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't forget to clean out your belly button Sweat and other buildup can smell awful, and it is very close to your partner's nose

Don't forget to clean out your belly button Sweat and other buildup can smell awful, and it is very close to your partner's nose  Actual Advice Mallard

Choose a parking spot near a cart return It'll save you an annoying walk across the parking lot and get you on your way quicker.

Choose a parking spot near a cart return It'll save you an annoying walk across the parking lot and get you on your way quicker.  Actual Advice Mallard

Learn to make your own salad dressing It takes no time, tastes better, and makes you look like you can cook

Learn to make your own salad dressing It takes no time, tastes better, and makes you look like you can cook  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't remember someone's name Ask them how to spell their name

If you don't remember someone's name Ask them how to spell their name  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want to wear a fedora and not look like an idiot you have to be wearing a suit at the same time

if you want to wear a fedora and not look like an idiot you have to be wearing a suit at the same time  Actual Advice Mallard

OMG KE MENTIRA O nD4rKKz MATOU-ME FODASSE!!!!!!!!!! O GAJO E MEMO PRO DASS OMG DENOVO *Keep Running, and running, and running*.

OMG KE MENTIRA O nD4rKKz MATOU-ME FODASSE!!!!!!!!!!
O GAJO E MEMO PRO DASS OMG DENOVO
*Keep Running, and running, and running*.  Actual Advice Mallard

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