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Burying a dead body? Put it about 10-12 ft under a dead dog

Burying a dead body? Put it about 10-12 ft under a dead dog Actual Advice Mallard
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Have Pandora, but want more control over your music selection? Go to the list of the songs you have liked and play them in YouTube

Have Pandora, but want more control over your music selection? Go to the list of the songs you have liked and play them in YouTube Actual Advice Mallard
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If you think treating women like people and not objects means they're bitches if they don't sleep with you Being too nice probably isn't your problem

If you think treating women like people and not objects means they're bitches if they don't sleep with you Being too nice probably isn't your problem Actual Advice Mallard
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AS BILL O'REILLY SAYS: DUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE.

AS BILL O'REILLY SAYS: DUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE. Actual Advice Mallard
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if your child starts listening to hip hop beat the shit out of them

if your child starts listening to hip hop beat the shit out of them Actual Advice Mallard
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if your partner cheats on you the problem is not with the Other Person, and it's not with you. The problem is with your partner.

if your partner cheats on you the problem is not with the Other Person, and it's not with you. The problem is with your partner. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to pay in exact change without carrying a ton of coins around Carry 3 quarters, 1 dime, 2 nickels, 4 pennies; it covers any change requirement

If you want to pay in exact change without carrying a ton of coins around Carry 3 quarters, 1 dime, 2 nickels, 4 pennies; it covers any change requirement Actual Advice Mallard
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if you stick to one genre you will miss a lot good shit

if you stick to one genre you will miss a lot good shit Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a pill stuck in your throat, drink orange juice or soda the acidic beverages will erode the pill or capsule much faster than water.

If you have a pill stuck in your throat, drink orange juice or soda the acidic beverages will erode the pill or capsule much faster than water. Actual Advice Mallard
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You are not for equal rights if you think hitting a girl is wrong, but hitting a guy is ok

You are not for equal rights if you think hitting a girl is wrong, but hitting a guy is ok Actual Advice Mallard
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