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If you can carry on a conversation on your phone while working out you're not working hard enough

If you can carry on a conversation on your phone while working out you're not working hard enough  Actual Advice Mallard

don't watch a comedy movie's trailer the best jokes are in the trailer

don't watch a comedy movie's trailer the best jokes are in the trailer  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to play angry birds without adds turn off your internet connections

If you want to play angry birds without adds turn off your internet connections  Actual Advice Mallard

Turn of all chat you will rage considerably less when you don't see the other teams comments

Turn of all chat you will rage considerably less when you don't see the other teams comments  Actual Advice Mallard

When you need to do homework on a nice day Keep your blinds shut, you won't know what your missing

When you need to do homework on a nice day Keep your blinds shut,
you won't know what your missing  Actual Advice Mallard

if you have itchy bug bites scratch the area around the bite instead of the bite itself. it will still be satisfying and end up healing faster.

if you have itchy bug bites scratch the area around the bite instead of the bite itself. it will still be satisfying and end up healing faster.  Actual Advice Mallard

If a bouncer asks you to leave leave

If a bouncer asks you to leave leave  Actual Advice Mallard

Quack Quack

Quack  Quack  Actual Advice Mallard

"AS THAT VAST SHORE [WASHED] WITH THE FARTHEST SEA, I SHOULD ADVENTURE FOR SUCH MERCHANDISE."

If you notice a woman isn't wearing underwear you should talk to her

If you notice a woman isn't wearing underwear you should talk to her  Actual Advice Mallard
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