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When haggling price with a craigslist poster Call from other numbers and try low-balling even harder

When haggling price with a craigslist poster Call from other numbers and try low-balling even harder Actual Advice Mallard
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before u take a shit look at the toilet paper

before u take a shit look at the toilet paper Actual Advice Mallard
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Skip the bra guys will notice

Skip the bra guys will notice Actual Advice Mallard
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Not sure if a girl is into you? Make terrible jokes and see if she laughs

Not sure if a girl is into you? Make terrible jokes and see if she laughs Actual Advice Mallard
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I don't care if you have a DP plate/sticker/placard If the adjacent spot is open, take it to save the DP spot for others who also genuinely need it

I don't care if you have a DP plate/sticker/placard If the adjacent spot is open, take it to save the DP spot for others who also genuinely need it Actual Advice Mallard
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NSA stands for National Security Agency

NSA stands for National Security Agency Actual Advice Mallard
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name your daughter after your wife so when you ask for a beer by their name you get two

name your daughter after your wife so when you ask for a beer by their name you get two Actual Advice Mallard
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You're Hot

You're Hot Actual Advice Mallard
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Unsubscribe from /r/ atheism

Unsubscribe from /r/ atheism Actual Advice Mallard
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When a woman cheats on you the best punishment you can give to the other guy... Let him have her!

When a woman cheats on you the best punishment you can give to the other guy... Let him have her! Actual Advice Mallard
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