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Everyone knows Ctrl-Z is undo Ctrl-Y is redo

Everyone knows Ctrl-Z is undo Ctrl-Y is redo  Actual Advice Mallard

If you need to tell a believable lie, include an embarrasing detail It applies for fake orgasm

If you need to tell a believable lie, include an embarrasing detail It applies for fake orgasm  Actual Advice Mallard

Open the passenger door first Then the snow doesn't get on the driver seat

Open the passenger door first Then the snow doesn't get on the driver seat  Actual Advice Mallard

Before you even think about smoking weed smoke some weed

Before you even think about smoking weed smoke some weed  Actual Advice Mallard

Dont drink the water I pooped in the pool

Dont drink the water I pooped in the pool  Actual Advice Mallard

you are more likely to memorize what you've written if you wrote in blue ink

you are more likely to memorize what you've written if you wrote in blue ink  Actual Advice Mallard

when you have the hiccups rub your tongue on the back roof of your mouth. hiccups gone.

when you have the hiccups rub your tongue on the back roof of your mouth. hiccups gone.  Actual Advice Mallard

don't fear death it's always more peaceful than life. it's just getting there that's unsettling.

don't fear death it's always more peaceful than life. it's just getting there that's unsettling.  Actual Advice Mallard

women: don't date a tosser thinking you can change him you can't

women: don't date a tosser thinking you can change him you can't  Actual Advice Mallard

Ladies, If a guy gets bent out of shape after you reject him He wasn't just trying to get laid

Ladies, If a guy gets bent out of shape after you reject him He wasn't just trying to get laid   Actual Advice Mallard
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