Actual Advice Mallard

SOME TEACHERS SUCK THIS IS WHY I NEVER FINISH MY

SOME TEACHERS SUCK THIS IS WHY I NEVER FINISH MY  Actual Advice Mallard

don't have sex with a broke ass man and then be mad when he can't support the children he made with you

don't have sex with a broke ass man and then be mad when he can't support the children he made with you  Actual Advice Mallard

Wash your clothes

 Wash your clothes  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't invade russia during the winter Just don't

Don't invade russia during the winter Just don't  Actual Advice Mallard

putting screen protectors on a phone? Use tape to lift up any areas with a bubble, use a second piece of tape on the underside of the screen protector to remove the bubble causing particle.

putting screen protectors on a phone? Use tape to lift up any areas with a bubble, use a second piece of tape on the underside of the screen protector to remove the bubble causing particle.  Actual Advice Mallard

Awkward erection? Flex your thighs and watch it disappear

Awkward erection? Flex your thighs and watch it disappear  Actual Advice Mallard

Get the fuck off the computer

 Get the fuck off the computer  Actual Advice Mallard

Always use a spotter Bro

Always use a spotter Bro  Actual Advice Mallard

If you get caught checking out a girls boobs Compliment her necklace

If you get caught checking out a girls boobs Compliment her necklace  Actual Advice Mallard

Put salt on a coaster to stop it sticking to the bottom of your glass.

Put salt on a coaster  to stop it sticking to the bottom of your glass.  Actual Advice Mallard
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