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I would "advise" you to take my "advice"

I would

If you appear interestred... They may not want to persuade you how good it is!

If you appear interestred... They may not want to persuade you how good it is!  Actual Advice Mallard

If your boyfriend asks you to guess what he got you for your birthday, guess high There's a good chance he's looking for ideas

If your boyfriend asks you to guess what he got you for your birthday, guess high There's a good chance he's looking for ideas  Actual Advice Mallard

when a girl says 'don't stop' don't

when a girl says 'don't stop' don't  Actual Advice Mallard

Quack Bitch...

Quack Bitch...      Actual Advice Mallard

Do tickle pikakirby He LOVES it ALOT

Do tickle pikakirby He LOVES it ALOT  Actual Advice Mallard

I'm a duck. Crack!

I'm a duck. Crack!  Actual Advice Mallard

Reddit blocked at work? http://rorr.im/

Reddit blocked at work? http://rorr.im/  Actual Advice Mallard

Pretend to be bad at Spanish during the first half of the class Teachers always grade higher if they see improvement towards the end.

Pretend to be bad at Spanish during the first half of the class Teachers always grade higher if they see improvement towards the end.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have a criminal record Apply at men's warehouse. THey don't run background checks on applicants.

If you have a criminal record Apply at men's warehouse.  THey don't run background checks on applicants.  Actual Advice Mallard
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