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if you want to make friends, you don't need to party just Join clubs or societies based on your interests and make friends there

if you want to make friends, you don't need to party just Join clubs or societies based on your interests and make friends there  Actual Advice Mallard

Someones tailgating you? Swerve a little bit, they'll think you're drunk and back off

Someones tailgating you? Swerve a little bit, they'll think you're drunk and back off  Actual Advice Mallard

you are attractive, you become un attractive, when you incessantly whine about not looking like those girls in the magazines.

you are attractive, you become un attractive, when you incessantly whine about not looking like those girls in the magazines.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you expect your boyfriend to propose Drop a hint pertaining to your ring size

If you expect your boyfriend to propose Drop a hint pertaining to your ring size  Actual Advice Mallard

Go to church on Sundays It helps renew your mind and soul for the upcoming week

Go to church on Sundays It helps renew your mind and soul for the upcoming week  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't ever watch American Top Gear Just don't

Don't ever watch American Top Gear Just don't  Actual Advice Mallard

FUCK THE DUCK

FUCK THE DUCK   Actual Advice Mallard

don't go to prison

 don't go to prison  Actual Advice Mallard

WEINERS CANT GET ENOUGH

WEINERS CANT GET ENOUGH  Actual Advice Mallard

to lose weight just stop eating so fucking much

to lose weight just stop eating so fucking much  Actual Advice Mallard
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