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if she replies with one word messages she probably doesn't want to talk to you

if she replies with one word messages she probably doesn't want to talk to you Actual Advice Mallard
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When selling back college text books sell them to freshman directly; you'll get more money, and they'll spend less on textbooks

When selling back college text books sell them to freshman directly; you'll get more money, and they'll spend less on textbooks Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're showering with someone and you need to fart do it while squeezing shampoo into your hand

If you're showering with someone and you need to fart do it while squeezing shampoo into your hand Actual Advice Mallard
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eating boogers is good for you it will lubricate your systems

eating boogers is good for you it will lubricate your systems Actual Advice Mallard
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yes zac im watching you!

yes zac im watching you! Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're driking a glass of something unhealty and feel bad about it spit in it

If you're driking a glass of something unhealty and feel bad about it spit in it Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't take advice from ducks about serious medical issues Talk to a doctor, and do what they say

Don't take advice from ducks about serious medical issues Talk to a doctor, and do what they say Actual Advice Mallard
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If you get caught in an avalanche Don't panic. Just chill.

If you get caught in an avalanche Don't panic. Just chill. Actual Advice Mallard
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Before you remove her underwear, breathe hot air through it against her genital area besides licking and sucking, don't forget to hum against her clitoris too

Before you remove her underwear, breathe hot air through it against her genital area besides licking and sucking, don't forget to hum against her clitoris too Actual Advice Mallard
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don't consent to police searches without warrants it's not about hiding anything, it's about protecting yourself and your property

don't consent to police searches without warrants it's not about hiding anything, it's about protecting yourself and your property Actual Advice Mallard
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