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Treat others as you would like to be treated

Treat others as you would like to be treated  Actual Advice Mallard

PRETTY GIRLFRIEND? DEFINATELY LOOK AT THE MOTHER

PRETTY GIRLFRIEND? DEFINATELY LOOK AT THE MOTHER  Actual Advice Mallard

Concerned about Xbox one monitoring you? unplug it when you're done gaming

Concerned about Xbox one monitoring you? unplug it when you're done gaming  Actual Advice Mallard

Just because someone has feelings for you doesn't mean they are attracted to you.

Just because someone has feelings for you doesn't mean they are attracted to you.  Actual Advice Mallard

Change your poop cycle so that you need to go during work there is no reason why you shouldn't get paid for taking a shit

Change your poop cycle so that you need to go during work there is no reason why you shouldn't get paid for taking a shit  Actual Advice Mallard

Slayer fans are scared of you Push the limits at Jeff's funeral

Slayer fans are scared of you Push the limits at Jeff's funeral  Actual Advice Mallard

Complaining about "Girls should be the ones to come up to you" doesn't do any good. They won't and you should just go talk to them or stop bitching.

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Always be nice to everyone because it makes you a decent human being.

Always be nice to everyone because it makes you a decent human being.  Actual Advice Mallard

the customer is always wrong but it's your job to make them think that they're always right

the customer is always wrong but it's your job to make them think that they're always right  Actual Advice Mallard

do not drop the soap

do not  drop the soap  Actual Advice Mallard
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