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Put a slice of bread in your tin of cookies It keeps them soft if they're going stale.

Put a slice of bread in your tin of cookies It keeps them soft if they're going stale. Actual Advice Mallard
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create a playlist that you listen to exclusively while relaxing in the bath play one of those songs at any time to become relaxed again

create a playlist that you listen to exclusively while relaxing in the bath play one of those songs at any time to become relaxed again Actual Advice Mallard
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If you swipe your razor blades backwards across your pant leg 5 to 7 times before shaving It will stay sharp. Cutting closer and lasting longer.

If you swipe your razor blades backwards across your pant leg 5 to 7 times before shaving It will stay sharp. Cutting closer and lasting longer. Actual Advice Mallard
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When done pooping Wipe your butt

When done pooping Wipe your butt Actual Advice Mallard
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Instead of spending hours on reddit, work out It will increase you self confidence and help you with picking up girls

Instead of spending hours on reddit, work out It will increase you self confidence and help you with picking up girls Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're playing scrabble with your gf and she has the letters I,C, and K she wants the D

If you're playing scrabble with your gf and she has the letters I,C, and K she wants the D Actual Advice Mallard
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If your new partner says they want to know about past sexual experiences Just say "it was nothing compared to you"

If your new partner says they want to know about past sexual experiences Just say
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If she writes smiley faces.. She is too young for you.

If she writes smiley faces.. She is too young for you. Actual Advice Mallard
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Stuck with IE at work? Go to portableapps.com where you can get a standalone version of your favorite browser.

Stuck with IE at work? Go to portableapps.com where you can get a standalone version of your favorite browser. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you love a girl and fall for another go with the second because if you really loved the first you wouldnt of fallen for the second

If you love a girl and fall for another go with the second because if you really loved the first you wouldnt of fallen for the second Actual Advice Mallard
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