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Not sure if what you're about to submit is a repost? Check Karmadecay.com first Actual Advice Mallard
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walk around the office at a brisk pace that way people will assume you're busy when you might not be

walk around the office at a brisk pace that way people will assume you're busy when you might not be Actual Advice Mallard
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Instead of posting on the internet about how your roommates don't do dishes, Actually talk to them. That's not passive-agressive.

Instead of posting on the internet about how your roommates don't do dishes, Actually talk to them. That's not passive-agressive. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're popular in high school Go out of your way to talk to the special needs students.

If you're popular in high school Go out of your way to talk to the special needs students. Actual Advice Mallard
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When a tree talks to you you should talk back.

When a tree talks to you you should talk back. Actual Advice Mallard
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That empty area by the side of a crowded bar? Thats the service area. seriosly, don't fucking stand there, you're getting in the way of the waitstaff and impeding service for everyone else.

That empty area by the side of a crowded bar? Thats the service area. seriosly, don't fucking stand there, you're getting in the way of the waitstaff and impeding service for everyone else. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you ever get arrested Do not say anything except "I Want to Speak to an attorney"

If you ever get arrested Do not say anything except
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Instead of boosting the bass on the equalizer Reduce the highs. It has the same effect and it doesn't provoke distortion

Instead of boosting the bass on the equalizer Reduce the highs. It has the same effect and it doesn't provoke distortion Actual Advice Mallard
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Do your shoes smell? Put them in a bag with dryer sheets and put them in the freezer overnight

Do your shoes smell? Put them in a bag with dryer sheets and put them in the freezer overnight Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want to tell women what you really think Start from the moment you meet them

if you want to tell women what you really think Start from the moment you meet them Actual Advice Mallard
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