Actual Advice Mallard

For a good time put the dingus in the vajayjay

For a good time put the dingus in the vajayjay  Actual Advice Mallard

If you like it then you should have put a ring on it

If you like it then you should have put a ring on it  Actual Advice Mallard

After buying a box of condoms take the wrapping off the box as you put them away

After buying a box of condoms take the wrapping off the box as you put them away  Actual Advice Mallard

Hit on the uglier friend the hot one will get jealous and if she doesn't slay that 4 anyway

Hit on the uglier friend
the hot one will get jealous and if she doesn't 
slay that 4 anyway  Actual Advice Mallard

if gf asks you "do i look fat in this" tell her she looks perfect

if gf asks you

Buy a lightweight long sleeve fishing shirt You don't have to worry about sunscreen and it's cooler than a cotton t-shirt

Buy a lightweight long sleeve fishing shirt You don't have to worry about sunscreen and it's cooler than a cotton t-shirt  Actual Advice Mallard

make marks with a sharpie on your usb cables so you know what direction to use

make marks with a sharpie on your usb cables so you know what direction to use  Actual Advice Mallard

Just because something works in someone else's relationship Doesn't mean it will work in yours. Do what you think is right.

Just because something works in someone else's relationship   Doesn't mean it will work in yours. Do what you think is right.   Actual Advice Mallard

If you like having sex to music, choose a live album You'll get applauded every few minutes

If you like having sex to music, choose a live album You'll get applauded every few minutes  Actual Advice Mallard

The symbol on the USB plug has to face upwards to plug in a USB on the first try

The symbol on the USB plug has to face upwards to plug in a USB on the first try  Actual Advice Mallard
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