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Problems with the Xbox one. Microsoft has an 800 number call them and let them know

Problems with the Xbox one. Microsoft has an 800 number call them  and let them know   Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to look better in a fedora wear an appropriately matching outfit

If you want to look better in a fedora wear an appropriately matching outfit  Actual Advice Mallard

Stale Bread? get a divorce

Stale Bread? get a divorce  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want people to look at your posts Add "NSFW." All the perverts will come looking

If you want people to look at your posts Add

If you can support yourself You still can't support a kid

If you can support yourself You still can't support a kid  Actual Advice Mallard

Smelly ball sack? Get your girlfriend to clean it with her mouth during oral sex!

Smelly ball sack? Get your girlfriend to clean it with her mouth during oral sex!  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are confident you can support a child You can afford a bit of therapy

If you are confident you can support a child You can afford a bit of therapy  Actual Advice Mallard

if the police show up at your party for a noise complaint and there is weed/underage drinking do not let them in. they have no right to enter your home. step outside, close the door behind you, politely apologize and say you will keep it down.

if the police show up at your party for a noise complaint and there is weed/underage drinking do not let them in. they have no right to enter your home. step outside, close the door behind you, politely apologize and say you will keep it down.  Actual Advice Mallard

posting passive aggressive facebook statuses will not solve your problems

posting passive aggressive facebook statuses will not solve your problems  Actual Advice Mallard

if you dont like it when playing with it at best buy you will not like it when you own it.

if you dont like it when playing with it at best buy  you will not like it when you own it.  Actual Advice Mallard
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