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dont be offensive to other drivers on your way to work they could be co-workers

dont be offensive to other drivers on your way to work they could be co-workers  Actual Advice Mallard

See a Movie then have dinner That way you already have something in common to talk about

See a Movie then have dinner That way you already have something in common to talk about  Actual Advice Mallard

If someone gives you a fake number They probably don't fucking want to talk to you

If someone gives you a fake number They probably don't fucking want to talk to you  Actual Advice Mallard

When you meet a new girl make a joke from one of your favourite shows If she doesn't recognize it then she just thinks you're funny - If she does recognize it then you have something in common and a major talking point

When you meet a new girl make a joke from one of your favourite shows If she doesn't recognize it then she just thinks you're funny - If she does recognize it then you have something in common and a major talking point  Actual Advice Mallard

Eating on the cheap? Drop an egg or two into your boiling pot of ramen noodles.

Eating on the cheap? Drop an egg or two into your boiling pot of ramen noodles.  Actual Advice Mallard

Gracias is thank you in Spanish

Gracias is thank you in Spanish  Actual Advice Mallard

like actual Advice Mallard Meme? Go to /r/Lifeprotips and skip the duck

like actual Advice Mallard Meme? Go to /r/Lifeprotips and skip the duck  Actual Advice Mallard

Put a piece of paper down first To avoid splash back!

Put a piece of paper down first To avoid splash back!  Actual Advice Mallard

Want reddit to be more enjoyable? unsubscribe to r/atheism

Want reddit to be more enjoyable? unsubscribe to r/atheism  Actual Advice Mallard

if you do not own a duster use an old, clean sock. it is easier to control and saves you money

if you do not own a duster use an old, clean sock. it is easier to control and saves you money  Actual Advice Mallard
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