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Whenever you go out to a fast food place, order the fries without salt They come out fresher, hotter, and healthier plus you can ask for salt on the side

Whenever you go out to a fast food place, order the fries without salt They come out fresher, hotter, and healthier plus you can ask for salt on the side Actual Advice Mallard
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Help humanity Donate dollars to Wikipedia.com and help promote free and publicly available knowledge

Help humanity Donate dollars to Wikipedia.com and help promote free and publicly available knowledge Actual Advice Mallard
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if she says you don't need a condom you're not the first person she's said that to

if she says you don't need a condom you're not the first person she's said that to Actual Advice Mallard
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always charge your cell phone an hour before going out this will lessen the chance of your cell phone dying when people are most likely to call your cell instead of the house phone

always charge your cell phone an hour before going out this will lessen the chance of your cell phone dying when people are most likely to call your cell instead of the house phone Actual Advice Mallard
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headache medicine not working fast enough? Eat chocolate.

headache medicine not working fast enough? Eat chocolate. Actual Advice Mallard
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ran out of lives in candy crush? set the clock in your phone 3 hours forward . voila, 5 new lives!

ran out of lives in candy crush? set the clock in your phone 3 hours forward . voila, 5 new lives! Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're afraid of getting spit in your food, don't fuck with your server!

If you're afraid of getting spit in your food, don't fuck with your server! Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're a girl looking for sex tips dont duck anal

If you're a girl looking for sex tips dont duck anal Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't mug people

Don't mug people Actual Advice Mallard
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Do you want to know what day your bread was made? Check the twist tie. Blue=Monday, Green=Tuesday, Red=Wednesday, White=Thursday, Yellow=Friday

Do you want to know what day your bread was made? Check the twist tie. Blue=Monday, Green=Tuesday, Red=Wednesday, White=Thursday, Yellow=Friday Actual Advice Mallard
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