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wet the spoon before scooping ice cream and it won't stick to the spoon

wet the spoon before scooping ice cream and it won't stick to the spoon  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't shave your butthole

Don't shave your butthole  Actual Advice Mallard

stale bread? Call it 'Biscotti' and give it to your in-laws as a snack

stale bread? Call it 'Biscotti' and give it to your in-laws as a snack  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're not a duck Don't use this meme

If you're not a duck Don't use this meme  Actual Advice Mallard

The price of everything you buy is negotiable. Never pay asking price for anything. Also, double check the agreed to sale price of your vehicle, accessories, warranty, and gap insurance. You never know when a 1 will "accidentally" become a higher number

The price of everything you buy is negotiable. Never pay asking price for anything. Also, double check the agreed to sale price of your vehicle, accessories, warranty, and gap insurance. You never know when a 1 will

BE NICE TO EVERYONE YOU MEET BECAUSE IT'S THE RIGHT FUCKING THING TO DO

BE NICE TO EVERYONE YOU MEET BECAUSE IT'S THE RIGHT FUCKING THING TO DO  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are wanting to get laid more Travel to Greece! statistically speaking, Greek people have more sex than any other nationality

If you are wanting to get laid more Travel to Greece! statistically speaking,  Greek people have more sex than any other nationality   Actual Advice Mallard

Don't have time to iron clothes for the day? Throw them in the dryer with a wet towel for 10 minutes

Don't have time to iron clothes for the day? Throw them in the dryer with a wet towel for 10 minutes   Actual Advice Mallard

My opinion of you is very much influenced by whether or not you have bread

My opinion of you is very much influenced by whether or not you have bread   Actual Advice Mallard

When finding a new place to live. Find a place to the north or the south of where you work, so no matter what time of day you work the sun wont be in your eyes.

When finding a new place to live. Find a place to the north or the south of where you work, so no matter what time of day you work the sun wont be in your eyes.  Actual Advice Mallard
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