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Don't say anything negative about apple While the americans are awake

Don't say anything negative about apple While the americans are awake Actual Advice Mallard
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Toilet automatically flushes when you aren't done? put a piece of toilet paper over the sensor until you are done.

Toilet automatically flushes when you aren't done? put a piece of toilet paper over the sensor until you are done. Actual Advice Mallard
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Tired of paying full price for movie tickets? Many chains offer discount coupons for week old movies that can be bought at local retailers and grocery stores.

Tired of paying full price for movie tickets? Many chains offer discount coupons for week old movies that can be bought at local retailers and grocery stores. Actual Advice Mallard
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im goin to sea... yo momma!

im goin to sea... yo momma! Actual Advice Mallard
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If you can't afford a condom you most definitely can't afford a child

If you can't afford a condom you most definitely can't afford a child Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're ever pulled over keep both hands on the wheel If a policeman can see your hands aren't going for a gun their heart rate drops into normal levels.

If you're ever pulled over keep both hands on the wheel If a policeman can see your hands aren't going for a gun their heart rate drops into normal levels. Actual Advice Mallard
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I don't care if it smells. Lick it.

I don't care if it smells. Lick it. Actual Advice Mallard
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Put the carts in tthe cart collectors when you're done shopping at supermarkets it'll make the store's employees job easier

Put the carts in tthe cart collectors when you're done shopping at supermarkets it'll make the store's employees job easier Actual Advice Mallard
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don't mug anyone!

don't mug anyone! Actual Advice Mallard
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drink alcohol immediately after the gym you will get drunk faster since your body is dehydrated

drink alcohol immediately after the gym you will get drunk faster since your body is dehydrated Actual Advice Mallard
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