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Go to the bathroom before you shower with a S.O. So you don't have to worry about peeing on them.

Go to the bathroom before you shower with a S.O. So you don't have to worry about peeing on them. Actual Advice Mallard
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Anyone who engages in activities to extend their life has proven they don't believe in heaven waiting for them on the other side

Anyone who engages in activities to extend their life has proven they don't believe in heaven waiting for them on the other side Actual Advice Mallard
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all girls want to be told they're smart and beautiful

all girls want to be told they're smart and beautiful Actual Advice Mallard
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It doesn't matter how many presents you give A birthday without birthday sex is no birthday at all

It doesn't matter how many presents you give A birthday without birthday sex is no birthday at all Actual Advice Mallard
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If you can't control your children don't take them out in public

If you can't control your children don't take them out in public Actual Advice Mallard
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Stop Refreshing the boston update thread if you crash reddit, op won't be able to post any updates at all!

Stop Refreshing the boston update thread if you crash reddit, op won't be able to post any updates at all! Actual Advice Mallard
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If you keep getting distracted by reddit and can't get anything done the "stayfocused" chrome extension lets you choose sites to block for a decided amount of time

If you keep getting distracted by reddit and can't get anything done the
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Scared of falling in the shower? Lay a towel down for friction

Scared of falling in the shower? Lay a towel down for friction Actual Advice Mallard
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Put two sheets of toiletpaper in water before you take a dump the water won't splash on your ass anymore

Put two sheets of toiletpaper in water before you take a dump the water won't splash on your ass anymore Actual Advice Mallard
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Press A To upvote the selected post

Press A To upvote the selected post Actual Advice Mallard
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