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After smoking a joint eat an orange it helps gets the stench off your breath and clothes and it tastes amazing

After smoking a joint eat an orange it helps gets the stench off your breath and clothes and it tastes amazing Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're drinking coffee and you start to feel your pulse quicken stop drinking coffee

If you're drinking coffee and you start to feel your pulse quicken stop drinking coffee Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't

Don't Actual Advice Mallard
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attend the career fair at the start of your senior year companies there don't usually have experience requirements

attend the career fair at the start of your senior year companies there don't usually have experience requirements Actual Advice Mallard
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Everytime you leave the computer clear your browsing history and google, "Eating pussy tutorial". When your girlfriend checks your browsing history she will think you're awesome!

Everytime you leave the computer clear your browsing history and google,
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"Intelligence" means nothing if you can't prove you are a hard worker
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Date a girl that won't make you ignore your friends

Date a girl that won't make you ignore your friends Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't go grocery shopping when you're hungry

Don't go grocery shopping when you're hungry Actual Advice Mallard
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If you post every fight and fault your significant other has on facebook your relationship is bound to fail

If you post every fight and fault your significant other has on facebook your relationship is bound to fail Actual Advice Mallard
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you can save money on gas rolling up your windows decreases drag on the car and it takes less energy to run

you can save money on gas rolling up your windows decreases drag on the car and it takes less energy to run Actual Advice Mallard
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