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Freeze a few bananas Then put them through the food processor. and you have banana ice cream

Freeze a few bananas Then put them through the food processor. and you have banana ice cream Actual Advice Mallard
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WHEN YOU'RE AT THE GYM NEVER TRUST A FART

WHEN YOU'RE AT THE GYM NEVER TRUST A FART Actual Advice Mallard
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Save a small fortune on disposable tissues Masturbate into the kitchen sink when you're ready to finish

Save a small fortune on disposable tissues Masturbate into the kitchen sink when you're ready to finish Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't be an asshole on reddit Because you'll most likely be an asshole in real life too

Don't be an asshole on reddit Because you'll most likely be an asshole in real life too Actual Advice Mallard
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show your pets as much affection as you can before its too late

show your pets as much affection as you can before its too late Actual Advice Mallard
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Bring double the amount of change you need to the vending machine If your selection gets stuck, repeat your order and you will have two

Bring double the amount of change you need to the vending machine If your selection gets stuck, repeat your order and you will have two Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have to create rules in a relationship to avoid problems its not gonna work

If you have to create rules in a relationship to avoid problems its not gonna work Actual Advice Mallard
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if you need to use these mallards chances are you're an idiot to start with

if you need to use these mallards chances are you're an idiot to start with Actual Advice Mallard
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After getting out of the shower wash your face before you dry your balls

After getting out of the shower wash your face before you dry your balls Actual Advice Mallard
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always leave a note

always leave a note Actual Advice Mallard
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