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if you are trying to lose weight only drink water; soda and fruit drinks can be just as bad as unhealthy food

if you are trying to lose weight only drink water; soda and fruit drinks can be just as bad as unhealthy food Actual Advice Mallard
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Do not tickle in public you will instantly be accused of murder

Do not tickle in public you will instantly be accused of murder Actual Advice Mallard
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Never put your favorite song as your morning alarm You will end up hating it

Never put your favorite song as your morning alarm You will end up hating it Actual Advice Mallard
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Can't Decide if you should masturbate before you make a decision? Masturbate first and it will help you decide if you should masturbate.

Can't Decide if you should masturbate before you make a decision? Masturbate first and it will help you decide if you should masturbate. Actual Advice Mallard
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if quickmeme is taking forever to load a meme the bar at the top your browser will tell you what it says

if quickmeme is taking forever to load a meme the bar at the top your browser will tell you what it says Actual Advice Mallard
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if you found it on reddit reddit has already seen it

if you found it on reddit reddit has already seen it Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to find out how good of a person someone is? Ask them how nice they think most people are. the nastiest people have sob stories about how everyone just seems to abandon them

Want to find out how good of a person someone is? Ask them how nice they think most people are. the nastiest people have sob stories about how everyone just seems to abandon them Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't Date Whores!!!

Don't Date Whores!!! Actual Advice Mallard
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If a girl gives you a blowjob she's probably horny pay her back

If a girl gives you a blowjob she's probably horny pay her back Actual Advice Mallard
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Buy your clothes at Saver's, Plato Closet, or Goodwill You're being green, saving money and generally the clothes are still quite nice

Buy your clothes at Saver's, Plato Closet, or Goodwill You're being green, saving money and generally the clothes are still quite nice Actual Advice Mallard
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