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When you steal a wallet Off that chump so he can't testify against you in court.

When you steal a wallet Off that chump so he can't testify against you in court. Actual Advice Mallard
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Just because it's actual advice mallard Doesn't make it good advice

Just because it's actual advice mallard Doesn't make it good advice Actual Advice Mallard
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if you are a locksmith or safe expert and want tons of karma head on over to /r/whatsinthisthing

if you are a locksmith or safe expert and want tons of karma head on over to /r/whatsinthisthing Actual Advice Mallard
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if you just got a tattoo wait until it has healed before taking pictures

if you just got a tattoo wait until it has healed before taking pictures Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't forget to Spring ahead your clocks

Don't forget to Spring ahead your clocks Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're running from someone in a car and you're on foot Reevaluate your life choices

If you're running from someone in a car and you're on foot Reevaluate your life choices Actual Advice Mallard
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When going to pick up your girlfriend tell her you're outside 15 minutes before you arrive

When going to pick up your girlfriend tell her you're outside 15 minutes before you arrive Actual Advice Mallard
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If you drop the soap in prison Squat down by bending your knees to pick it up

If you drop the soap in prison Squat down by bending your knees to pick it up Actual Advice Mallard
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If you whine about prices or corporate policy to a cashier you are wasting your time and asking for a slap across the face

If you whine about prices or corporate policy to a cashier you are wasting your time and asking for a slap across the face Actual Advice Mallard
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Ask for no ice you'll get more drink that way

Ask for no ice you'll get more drink that way Actual Advice Mallard
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