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When someone breaks your heart, Become selfish. Accomplish your dreams and don't look back. Life is not a disney movie.

When someone breaks your heart, Become selfish. Accomplish your dreams and don't look back.
Life is not a disney movie.  Actual Advice Mallard

What you call cleaning, she calls decluttering Cleaning involves dusting and vacuuming and possibly lysol

What you call cleaning, she calls decluttering Cleaning involves dusting and vacuuming and possibly lysol  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are in love with a friend tell them It can change the relationship for the better and it would make you feel better

If you are in love with a friend tell them It can change the relationship for the better and it would make you feel better  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have to ask if it was good for her it probably sucked because you weren't paying attention

If you have to ask if it was good for her it probably sucked because you weren't paying attention  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're considering masturbating Masturbate in the bathroom, then decide if it's still a good idea

If you're considering masturbating Masturbate in the bathroom, then decide if it's still a good idea  Actual Advice Mallard

help your girlfriend when she is shopping you will get home a lot faster

help your girlfriend when she is shopping you will get home a lot faster  Actual Advice Mallard

If you accidentally close reddit most computers re-open tabs with ctrl-shift-T

If you accidentally close reddit most computers re-open tabs with ctrl-shift-T  Actual Advice Mallard

if you don't want your significant other to cheat try having plenty of sex with them

if you don't want your significant other to cheat try having plenty of sex with them  Actual Advice Mallard

If your friends and family tell you your girlfriend is crazy Your girlfriend is crazy

If your friends and family tell you your girlfriend is crazy Your girlfriend is crazy  Actual Advice Mallard

if you are trying to lose weight by cutting out snacking and boredom eating when you feel the urge, brush your teeth. you won't want to get them dirty and food will taste bad

if you are trying to lose weight by cutting out snacking and boredom eating when you feel the urge, brush your teeth. you won't want to get them dirty and food will taste bad  Actual Advice Mallard
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