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If you're tires are slipping on the well used icy grooves Try veering over to the snow for better grip

If you're tires are slipping on the well used icy grooves Try veering over to the snow for better grip  Actual Advice Mallard

Cold getting out of the shower? Turn the water heat up a little more than usual. It will feel refreshing when you get out

Cold getting out of the shower? Turn the water heat up a little more than usual. It will feel refreshing when you get out  Actual Advice Mallard

don't send her a picture of your dick to get her back while she's trying to break up with you... chances are it has nothing to do with it and you'll look like a much bigger asshole.

don't send her a picture of your dick to get her back while she's trying to break up with you... chances are it has nothing to do with it and you'll look like a much bigger asshole.  Actual Advice Mallard

Use protection Don't use my bed

Use protection Don't use my bed  Actual Advice Mallard

If you get married in your early 20s never have kids. You can spend your whole life traveling and saving money instead of changing diapers and cleaning used condoms out of the toilet

If you get married in your early 20s never have kids. You can spend your whole life traveling and saving money instead of changing diapers and cleaning used condoms out of the toilet  Actual Advice Mallard

if you are going to college but not sure what to major in go with computers. you'll have an edge no matter what you end up doing.

if you are going to college but not sure what to major in go with computers. you'll have an edge no matter what you end up doing.  Actual Advice Mallard

Ride a bicycle instead of running it is easier on the knees and can help you maintain a steady heart rate

Ride a bicycle instead of running it is easier on the knees and can help you maintain a steady heart rate  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to cut down your junk food consumption have kids. You will never eat a whole package of anything, and eventually stop trying.

If you want to cut down your junk food consumption have kids.  You will never eat a whole package of anything, and eventually stop trying.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't use confession bear go to r/offmychest

Don't use confession bear go to r/offmychest  Actual Advice Mallard

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