Actual Advice Mallard

If you already have a muffin top You don't need that McMuffin

If you already have a muffin top You don't need that McMuffin  Actual Advice Mallard

Laziness pays off today but hard work pays off in the future

Laziness pays off today but hard work pays off in the future  Actual Advice Mallard

If her first Disney movie was on DVD She's too young for you

If her first Disney movie was on DVD She's too young for you  Actual Advice Mallard

Latex and Nitril gloves can be thin enough to leave fingerprints Wear a second pair of heavier duty gloves on top

Latex and Nitril gloves can be thin enough to leave fingerprints Wear a second pair of heavier duty gloves on top   Actual Advice Mallard

If you have a boner that you don't want tighten your leg muscles and it will go away

If you have a boner that you don't want tighten your leg muscles and it will go away  Actual Advice Mallard

if you microwave store bought cookies for a few seconds they become soft and gooey, like homemade

if you microwave store bought cookies for a few seconds they become soft and gooey, like homemade   Actual Advice Mallard

Guys, I found her. She was hiding in Pheasent Hills Pond All Along. Yes, This is an Inside Friend Joke.

Guys, I found her.  She was hiding in Pheasent Hills Pond All Along. Yes, This is an Inside Friend Joke.  Actual Advice Mallard

If your girl wont use birth control, Put it in her butt.

If your girl wont use birth control, Put it in her butt.  Actual Advice Mallard

When the government no longer serves the best interests of the people It's time for a change

When the government no longer serves the best interests of the people It's time for a change  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't want to get raped at a prison urinal Don't break the law.

If you don't want to get raped at a prison urinal Don't break the law.  Actual Advice Mallard
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