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Wash your hands after using the restroom not bc your junk is dirty, but because everything you've touched for the past few hours is

Wash your hands after using the restroom not bc your junk is dirty, but because everything you've touched for the past few hours is  Actual Advice Mallard

Wondering if you have bad breath? Lick your wrist and smell it. it's what your breath smells like.

Wondering if you have bad breath? Lick your wrist and smell it. it's what your breath smells like.  Actual Advice Mallard

LEARNING ZBRUSH? ZBRUSHHANGOUT MIGHT JUST CHANGE YOUR LIFE AND ITS FREE.

LEARNING ZBRUSH? ZBRUSHHANGOUT MIGHT JUST CHANGE YOUR LIFE AND ITS FREE.   Actual Advice Mallard

you should wipe your ass when you take a shit

you should wipe your ass when you take a shit  Actual Advice Mallard

Before you put on your UggBoots this winter Check that there aren't any spiders in them

Before you put on your UggBoots this winter Check that there aren't any spiders in them  Actual Advice Mallard

Buy your new headphone at a music store Not the apple store

Buy your new headphone at a music store Not the apple store  Actual Advice Mallard

Bathroom trip in the middle of the night? Keep one eye closed: It will stay adjusted to the dark.

Bathroom trip in the middle of the night? Keep one eye closed: It will stay adjusted to the dark.  Actual Advice Mallard

Ran out of shaving cream? Use some hand soap, it works just as well.

Ran out of shaving cream? Use some hand soap, it works just as well.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're running late to a meeting, stop to pick up donuts Now you're not the late guy, but the guy who brought breakfast.

If you're running late to a meeting, stop to pick up donuts Now you're not the late guy,  but the guy who brought breakfast.  Actual Advice Mallard

Making a difficult decision? Flip a coin You'll know how you want it to land

Making a difficult decision? Flip a coin You'll know how you want it to land  Actual Advice Mallard
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