Actual Advice Mallard

Don't do stupids things

 Don't do stupids things  Actual Advice Mallard

Ask the cute girl out on a date Get out of the friend zone

Ask the cute girl out on a date Get out of the friend zone  Actual Advice Mallard

Caught sleeping in class wake up and say "in Jesus' name amen"

Caught sleeping in class wake up and say

planning on having a loud party? invite your neighbors

planning on having a loud party? invite your neighbors  Actual Advice Mallard

It's your over eagerness to "fall in love" that is turning the ladies off To women, that's a sign of weakness.

It's your over eagerness to

Tired of the automatic sink turning off while you're washing you hands? place a wet paper towel on the sensor it will stay on until you remove to paper towel

Tired of the automatic sink turning off while you're washing you hands? place a wet paper towel on the sensor it will stay on until you remove to paper towel  Actual Advice Mallard

If your on the verge of throwing up grab the pressure point in your wrist with your thumb and pointer

If your on the verge of throwing up grab the pressure point in your wrist with your thumb and pointer  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're a christian Kill yourself

If you're a christian Kill yourself  Actual Advice Mallard

When you are using a knife for any reason cut away from your body

When you are using a knife for any reason cut away from your body  Actual Advice Mallard

Just because you're on your period Doesn't mean you can be a bitch to everyone

Just because you're on your period Doesn't mean you can be a bitch to everyone  Actual Advice Mallard
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