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if people you dislike are doing something you think is wrong/stupid don't try to correct them, let them keep at it and fail at life

if people you dislike are doing something you think is wrong/stupid don't try to correct them, let them keep at it and fail at life  Actual Advice Mallard

Nobody is forcing you To buy anything

Nobody is forcing you To buy anything  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to eat cookie dough don't put in the eggs until you want to bake

If you want to eat cookie dough don't put in the eggs until you want to bake  Actual Advice Mallard

If you get sap on your hands Use rubbing alcohol or gasoline to get it off

If you get sap on your hands Use rubbing alcohol or gasoline to get it off   Actual Advice Mallard

Bathroom mirror fogged? blast it with hot air from your hair dryer.

Bathroom mirror fogged? blast it with hot air from your hair dryer.  Actual Advice Mallard

To avoid toilet water splash back whilst taking a dump fold some toilet paper and place it on top of the water prior to sitting down

To avoid toilet water splash back whilst taking a dump fold some toilet paper and place it on top of the water prior to sitting down  Actual Advice Mallard

go to /r/whatsinthisthing

go to /r/whatsinthisthing   Actual Advice Mallard

Don't be the first person to comment on a friends picture of their newborn baby on Facebook Wait a few hours before posting to avoid all the annoying notifications you get when somebody comments on the same picture

Don't be the first person to comment on a friends picture of their newborn baby on Facebook Wait a few hours before posting to avoid all the annoying notifications you get when somebody comments on the same picture  Actual Advice Mallard

no matter what happens lawyer up, delete facebook, and hit the gym

no matter what happens lawyer up, delete facebook, and hit the gym  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't look for advice from quacks

Don't look for advice from quacks  Actual Advice Mallard
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