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If you dont want your ex-girlfriend to date other people, Dont Break up with her.

If you dont want your ex-girlfriend to date other people, Dont Break up with her. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're wearing a suit Nobody will stop you

If you're wearing a suit Nobody will stop you Actual Advice Mallard
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If its your first time trying a new recipe don't make twenty servings

If its your first time trying a new recipe don't make twenty servings Actual Advice Mallard
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because all they care about is conviction rates Never Talk to the police

because all they care about is conviction rates Never Talk to the police Actual Advice Mallard
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when you call to tell someone you're going to be late Add ten minutes to your ETA. no sense in being late twice

when you call to tell someone you're going to be late Add ten minutes to your ETA. no sense in being late twice Actual Advice Mallard
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Never stick your dick in crazy.

Never stick your dick in crazy. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you've been seeing someone for a month or so, and there's already bad drama end it. Break it off because it will only get worse. Save yourself some time and pain.

If you've been seeing someone for a month or so, and there's already bad drama end it. Break it off because it will only get worse. Save yourself some time and pain. Actual Advice Mallard
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You run into an asshole once in a while, it happens you run into asssholes all day, Your the asshole

You run into an asshole once in a while, it happens you run into asssholes all day, Your the asshole Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't fuck with the people who make your food

Don't fuck with the people who make your food Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're looking to hook up with a stranger, go to a hotel bar Whoever you're flirting with is probably just visiting, and already has room

if you're looking to hook up with a stranger, go to a hotel bar Whoever you're flirting with is probably just visiting, and already has room Actual Advice Mallard
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