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never ask a barber if you need a haircut

never ask a barber if you need a haircut Actual Advice Mallard
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PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT BOYS DO NOT WHAT BOYS SAY

PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT BOYS DO NOT WHAT BOYS SAY Actual Advice Mallard
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you can always take more drugs you can never take less drugs

you can always take more drugs you can never take less drugs Actual Advice Mallard
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Convince your girlfriend to quit smoking she will continue having an oral fixation

Convince your girlfriend to quit smoking she will continue having an oral fixation Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're driving down the road and nature calls Go to a hotel. they have the cleanest and quietest bathrooms

If you're driving down the road and nature calls Go to a hotel. they have the cleanest and quietest bathrooms Actual Advice Mallard
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pirate it

pirate it Actual Advice Mallard
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Flush just as you're about to drop it covers the sound and saves time

Flush just as you're about to drop it covers the sound and saves time Actual Advice Mallard
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If you suspect anyone of being a monster that is intent upon murdering you in your sleep Eat their face.

If you suspect anyone of being a monster that is intent upon murdering you in your sleep Eat their face. Actual Advice Mallard
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Can't access a website on your laptop at school/work? Keep the window open until you get home, you can get on whatever you want.

Can't access a website on your laptop at school/work? Keep the window open until you get home, you can get on whatever you want. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are not good at talking to girls right now it gets really easy when you're both single and in your late twenties / early thirties

If you are not good at talking to girls right now it gets really easy when you're both single and in your late twenties / early thirties Actual Advice Mallard
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