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If you want to have something to talk about on monday you're going to have to get all riled up about the goddamn advertisements. Weren't they disappointing? I thought that this year, it would be different. Oh well, I guess I'm just going to buy a bunch of

If you want to have something to talk about on monday you're going to have to get all riled up about the goddamn advertisements. Weren't they disappointing? I thought that this year, it would be different. Oh well, I guess I'm just going to buy a bunch of Actual Advice Mallard
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Stop using this mallard For Malicious, criminal, or douchebag advice

Stop using this mallard For Malicious, criminal, or douchebag advice Actual Advice Mallard
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tired of nasty shower curtain slime? close the curtain when you finish showering. It will dry quickly and keep mold from growing.

tired of nasty shower curtain slime? close the curtain when you finish showering. It will dry quickly and keep mold from growing. Actual Advice Mallard
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having cravings for food at night? Brush your teeth. human laziness will keep you from snacking because you won't want to brush them again.

having cravings for food at night? Brush your teeth. human laziness will keep you from snacking because you won't want to brush them again. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't know whether to write affect or effect? google affect vs effect. having a firm grasp on vernacular contains no disadvantages

Don't know whether to write affect or effect? google affect vs effect. having a firm grasp on vernacular contains no disadvantages Actual Advice Mallard
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If You want an easy meal, go to a koi pond. Humans often throw floating food pellets onto the water.

If You want an easy meal, go to a koi pond. Humans often throw floating food pellets onto the water. Actual Advice Mallard
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Never stop entirely during heavy traffic you'll create a cascading failure that will result in an all-out traffic jam

Never stop entirely during heavy traffic you'll create a cascading failure that will result in an all-out traffic jam Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're feeling down, and think your life sucks Don`t start drinking. It makes things worse.

If you're feeling down, and think your life sucks Don`t start drinking. It makes things worse. Actual Advice Mallard
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Can't afford cable? www.yakbox.tv

Can't afford cable? www.yakbox.tv Actual Advice Mallard
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Flashing HEadlights means four things you forgot to turn on your lights, you have high beams on, a cop is hiding near by, or fuck you you piece of shit. Use your turn signal asshole

Flashing HEadlights means four things you forgot to turn on your lights, you have high beams on, a cop is hiding near by, or fuck you you piece of shit. Use your turn signal asshole Actual Advice Mallard
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