Actual Advice Mallard

Don't complain about the nsa if you're stupid enough to think they care about you

Don't complain about the nsa if you're stupid enough to think they care about you  Actual Advice Mallard

before pouring a bowl of cereal check and see if you have milk first

before pouring a bowl of cereal check and see if you have milk first  Actual Advice Mallard

don't try to understand women women understand women and they hate each other

don't try to understand women women understand women and they hate each other  Actual Advice Mallard

Invite someone out for a lunch date during work hours If it goes badly, you always have an excuse to leave. If it goes well, you can meet up again that night

Invite someone out for a lunch date during work hours If it goes badly, you always have an excuse to leave.  If it goes well, you can meet up again that night  Actual Advice Mallard

text your crush something nice when you know she's sleeping when she wakes up and sees your message your name will leave a mental imprint

text your crush something nice when you know she's sleeping when she wakes up and sees your message your name will leave a mental imprint  Actual Advice Mallard

In the mood for a nature valley bar? Snap it in half before opening it. Open half of it and you've got 4 bites there whilst keeping the crumbs in the wrapper.

In the mood for a nature valley bar? Snap it in half before opening it. Open half of it and you've got 4 bites there whilst keeping the crumbs in the wrapper.  Actual Advice Mallard

You can kill yourself With a gun

You can kill yourself With a gun  Actual Advice Mallard

if you admit to yourself how unfullfiling reddit is you'll get more work done and enjoy life more

if you admit to yourself how unfullfiling reddit is you'll get more work done and enjoy life more  Actual Advice Mallard

If a barber says you get free beer with your haircut it's because you won't notice the shitty cut in time.

If a barber says you get free beer with your haircut it's because you won't notice the shitty cut in time.  Actual Advice Mallard

Drink as much water as you can before bed Your body will force you to get up.

Drink as much water as you can before bed Your body will force you to get up.  Actual Advice Mallard
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