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If your toilet is blocked pour in a jug of boiled water and plunge

If your toilet is blocked pour in a jug of boiled water and plunge Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't loan money to family or friends you won't get it back, and they'll always ask for more, thinking you've got plenty to spare

Don't loan money to family or friends you won't get it back, and they'll always ask for more, thinking you've got plenty to spare Actual Advice Mallard
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if they can't keep their nails clean their junk is going to be dirty too

if they can't keep their nails clean their junk is going to be dirty too Actual Advice Mallard
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To get eggshells out of raw eggs Use eggshells

To get eggshells out of raw eggs Use eggshells Actual Advice Mallard
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Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by incompetence

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by incompetence Actual Advice Mallard
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If your girlfriend smokes, get her to quit you'll get a lot more blow jobs due to her oral fixation cravings

If your girlfriend smokes, get her to quit you'll get a lot more blow jobs due to her oral fixation cravings Actual Advice Mallard
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need a fun office prank crtl+alt+↓ flips the screen

need a fun office prank crtl+alt+↓ flips the screen Actual Advice Mallard
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Even though on the outside it may look like "nothing" to you Depression is an actual thing; not just people feeling sorry for themselves

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Student football ticket sales end at 5 p.m. today So take a break from dartying and buy them

Student football ticket sales end at 5 p.m. today So take a break from dartying and buy them Actual Advice Mallard
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If she cheated with you, you're both assholes

If she cheated with you, you're both assholes Actual Advice Mallard
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