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Be nice to everyone

Be nice to everyone Actual Advice Mallard
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Homosexual necrophilia rape in the mallard duck may be a documented first but watching it for over an hour makes you a pervert

Homosexual necrophilia rape in the mallard duck may be a documented first but watching it for over an hour makes you a pervert Actual Advice Mallard
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Car windows iced over? A credit card makes a great ice scraper in a pinch.

Car windows iced over? A credit card makes a great ice scraper in a pinch. Actual Advice Mallard
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If a woman says "No, i don't want to." Stop. Pressuring her until she changes her answer to yes is just as bad as raping her. either way she feels like she has no choice, and the outcome will not be pleasant.

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if she doesn't know what she wants then she doesn't want you

if she doesn't know what she wants then she doesn't want you Actual Advice Mallard
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Guys, trim or shave your armpits and crotch you'll smell better, and show girls that you're clean

Guys, trim or shave your armpits and crotch you'll smell better, and show girls that you're clean Actual Advice Mallard
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if they cheat with you they'll cheat on you

if they cheat with you they'll cheat on you Actual Advice Mallard
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If you just pulled of a $45 million ATM heist Don't take pictures with huge stacks of cash

If you just pulled of a $45 million ATM heist Don't take pictures with huge stacks of cash Actual Advice Mallard
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Want people to fall for your malicious advice? Put it against a green mallard instead of a red one

Want people to fall for your malicious advice? Put it against a green mallard instead of a red one Actual Advice Mallard
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Tired of going to sleep frustrated remember forplay starts long before the bedroom

Tired of going to sleep frustrated remember forplay starts long before the bedroom Actual Advice Mallard
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