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QUACK QUACK FUCK YOU

QUACK QUACK FUCK YOU Actual Advice Mallard
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Do not open a door for a blind person They know their way by feeling with a stick and you will confuse them

Do not open a door for a blind person They know their way by feeling with a stick and you will confuse them Actual Advice Mallard
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when you are having sex with a woman doggy-style and she starts to really get into it pull her hair

when you are having sex with a woman doggy-style and she starts to really get into it pull her hair Actual Advice Mallard
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PUT A FUCKING TRASH CAN IN THE BATHROOM

PUT A FUCKING TRASH CAN IN THE BATHROOM Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't want your life destroyed by a tornado Don't live in the part of the country where deadly tornadoes are common

If you don't want your life destroyed by a tornado Don't live in the part of the country where deadly tornadoes are common Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're not hungry enough for a salad you're not hungry

if you're not hungry enough for a salad you're not hungry Actual Advice Mallard
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Put the condiments on the hot dog bun first. Then add the sausage. It's called an underdog. No spilling.

Put the condiments on the hot dog bun first. Then add the sausage. It's called an underdog. No spilling. Actual Advice Mallard
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It doesn't matter what you do for people. They will always complain.

It doesn't matter what you do for people. They will always complain. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're going to fake a sick day instead of going to work call the office as soon as you wake up. your half asleep, scratchy voice can easily be mistaken for a cold.

If you're going to fake a sick day instead of going to work call the office as soon as you wake up. your half asleep, scratchy voice can easily be mistaken for a cold. Actual Advice Mallard
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IF SHE CHEATS WITH YOU SHE'LL PROBABLY CHEAT ON YOU

IF SHE CHEATS WITH YOU SHE'LL PROBABLY CHEAT ON YOU Actual Advice Mallard
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