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If you're planning a mass shooting stop.

If you're planning a mass shooting stop. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are going out with your wife Tell her the reservation is an hour earlier than it is. This way you wont be late at all.

If you are going out with your wife Tell her the reservation is an hour earlier than it is. This way you wont be late at all. Actual Advice Mallard
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Beat 2 eggs in a coffee cup and put them in the microwave for 90 seconds it makes better scrambled eggs than a stovetop

Beat 2 eggs in a coffee cup and put them in the microwave for 90 seconds it makes better scrambled eggs than a stovetop Actual Advice Mallard
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Tired of moving files to the recycle bin then emptying it? Pressing Shift+DEL permanently deletes a file without the recycle bin

Tired of moving files to the recycle bin then emptying it? Pressing Shift+DEL permanently deletes a file without the recycle bin Actual Advice Mallard
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if you get 3 calls in a row from the same person this person is probably angry. wait 10 minutes and then phone back

if you get 3 calls in a row from the same person this person is probably angry. wait 10 minutes and then phone back Actual Advice Mallard
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Society is not getting stupider. People have always been stupid The internet just exposes them now

Society is not getting stupider. People have always been stupid The internet just exposes them now Actual Advice Mallard
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Never do anything remotely interesting before finals Never

Never do anything remotely interesting before finals Never Actual Advice Mallard
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The hardest part of working with children is dealing with their parents

The hardest part of working with children is dealing with their parents Actual Advice Mallard
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If you wish you could take back a good deed when you don't get thanked You don't understand the point of a good deed

If you wish you could take back a good deed when you don't get thanked You don't understand the point of a good deed Actual Advice Mallard
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You can stop a banzai charge without bayonetting the air by simply right-clicking

You can stop a banzai charge without bayonetting the air by simply right-clicking Actual Advice Mallard
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