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Put elmer's glue over splinter to pull it out when you peel off glue

Put elmer's glue over splinter to pull it out when you peel off glue Actual Advice Mallard
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want to open a fap time video on your iphone, but don't want to risk loud sexy sounds when tube video starts? open an innocent game, then adjust volume first

want to open a fap time video on your iphone, but don't want to risk loud sexy sounds when tube video starts? open an innocent game, then adjust volume first Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't finish a 2-liter bottle of Coke, squeeze the air out and cap it. It'll stay fizzy longer

If you don't finish a 2-liter bottle of Coke, squeeze the air out and cap it. It'll stay fizzy longer Actual Advice Mallard
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Pick up fat girls that have been going to the gym for a while. They'll be good investments.

Pick up fat girls that have been going to the gym for a while. They'll be good investments. Actual Advice Mallard
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don't know what to do with your hands while making out with a girl? put one hand on her shoulder, keep the other one on your side, it's fine.

don't know what to do with your hands while making out with a girl? put one hand on her shoulder, keep the other one on your side, it's fine. Actual Advice Mallard
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ComE WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

ComE WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't walk around in unsafe areas at night.

Don't walk around in unsafe areas at night. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are being mugged and/or raped Defecate yourself and on your surroundings. No one will mess with you.

If you are being mugged and/or raped Defecate yourself and on your surroundings. No one will mess with you. Actual Advice Mallard
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When studying for an open note test study as though you will have no notes. it will make the actual test a breeze, and you won't spend the whole time flipping through a massive stack of papers

When studying for an open note test study as though you will have no notes. it will make the actual test a breeze, and you won't spend the whole time flipping through a massive stack of papers Actual Advice Mallard
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Stop whining, people will think of you as a spoiled brat, and won't respect you.

Stop whining, people will think of you as a spoiled brat, and won't respect you. Actual Advice Mallard
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