Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't want to get identified by redditors on /r/gonewild don't post to /r/gonewild

If you don't want to get identified by redditors on /r/gonewild don't post to /r/gonewild  Actual Advice Mallard

people offering prayers for the victims of the boston bombing donate blood, It's more effective

people offering prayers for the victims of the boston bombing donate blood, 
It's more effective  Actual Advice Mallard

never post to r/gonewild you don't know who's looking or who may identify you. plus, once it's on the internet, it's public forever.

never post to r/gonewild you don't know who's looking or who may identify you. plus, once it's on the internet, it's public forever.  Actual Advice Mallard

Trying to mess with homicide investigators? Bury random dead dogs in the woods

Trying to mess with homicide investigators? Bury random dead dogs in the woods  Actual Advice Mallard

Sex Talk? Keep in your pants.

Sex Talk? Keep in your pants.  Actual Advice Mallard

When pooping in a public toilet put some toilet paper down on top of the water to avoid splashback

When pooping in a public toilet put some toilet paper down on top of the water to avoid splashback  Actual Advice Mallard

If it's something you would tell a casual friend Then it's an opinion, not a confession

If it's something you would tell a casual friend Then it's an opinion, not a confession  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're walking up stairs, the fabric over your ass stretches Your tights might be more see through than you think, at times.

If you're walking up stairs, the fabric over your ass stretches Your tights might be more see through than you think, at times.  Actual Advice Mallard

Never get married especially if you're a man, your wife will unavoidably rape you over the coals at divorce court

Never get married especially if you're a man, your wife will unavoidably rape you over the coals at divorce court  Actual Advice Mallard

Take ibuprofen right after you get a bad sunburn the redness will immediately go down and you will be less likely to peel

Take ibuprofen right after you get a bad sunburn the redness will immediately go down and you will be less likely to peel  Actual Advice Mallard
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