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Don't know if there's a small car in the parking space behind that jacked up truck? Look underneath the truck for car tires

Don't know if there's a small car in the parking space behind that jacked up truck? Look underneath the truck for car tires  Actual Advice Mallard

Can't get those pictures out of your head? Go to /reactiongifs or /funny, great for brain bleach.

Can't get those pictures out of your head? Go to /reactiongifs or /funny, great for brain bleach.  Actual Advice Mallard

Some people think acting like an asshole makes you funny. it doesn't. It just makes you an asshole.

Some people think acting like an asshole makes you funny. it doesn't.
It just makes you an asshole.  Actual Advice Mallard

Never Get a face tattoo

Never Get a face tattoo   Actual Advice Mallard

Fathers Day Is less than 2 weeks away

Fathers Day Is less than 2 weeks away  Actual Advice Mallard

If a Guy tells you he's an asshole believe him.

If a Guy tells you he's an asshole believe him.  Actual Advice Mallard

If she talks shit about people you like Get out now

If she talks shit about people you like Get out now  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't Use a knife to scrape the covering off a xbox live card

Don't Use a knife to scrape the covering off a xbox live card  Actual Advice Mallard

To remove little splinters Put liquid glue over the splinter, then peel the glue off later

To remove little splinters Put liquid glue over the splinter, then peel the glue off later   Actual Advice Mallard

If you have trouble flossing regularly keep your floss within arms reach of where you typically sit for a while prior to going to bed

If you have trouble flossing regularly keep your floss within arms reach of where you typically sit for a while prior to going to bed  Actual Advice Mallard
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