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If you plan on getting married one day sleep with as many people as you can before that day comes. you're going to want a wide variety memories to last you the rest of your life

If you plan on getting married one day sleep with as many people as you can before that day comes. you're going to want a wide variety memories to last you the rest of your life Actual Advice Mallard
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Keep an assortment of birthday cards in your desk it's a life saver if you ever need one quickly

Keep an assortment of birthday cards in your desk it's a life saver if you ever need one quickly Actual Advice Mallard
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Go to Charity Shops in Upper middle-class suburbs They look after their clothes, and get rid of them quickly

Go to Charity Shops in Upper middle-class suburbs They look after their clothes, and get rid of them quickly Actual Advice Mallard
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Sprinkle salt on your cocktail napkin And your glass of cold beverage won't stick to it

Sprinkle salt on your cocktail napkin And your glass of cold beverage won't stick to it Actual Advice Mallard
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don't get a gym membership homeless people go to that place at night, use the showers, and store all their belongings in the lockers.

don't get a gym membership homeless people go to that place at night, use the showers, and store all their belongings in the lockers. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't be a dick

Don't be a dick Actual Advice Mallard
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Headache and no pills ? With your thumbs, put pressure on top of your eyelids until you feel small discomfort, then release.

Headache and no pills ? With your thumbs, put pressure on top of your eyelids until you feel small discomfort, then release. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't plagiarize on reddit You will be caught

Don't plagiarize on reddit You will be caught Actual Advice Mallard
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Wait until you're 30 to think about getting married then don't

Wait until you're 30 to think about getting married then don't Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't drink And Drive

Don't drink And Drive Actual Advice Mallard
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