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If you buy cheap you'll buy twice

If you buy cheap you'll buy twice  Actual Advice Mallard

if you smoke buy a fire extinguisher

if you smoke buy a fire extinguisher  Actual Advice Mallard

There is no universal relationship advice talk to your partner

There is no universal relationship advice talk to your partner  Actual Advice Mallard

if a purchase costs more than your rent you should take a moment to think about it

if a purchase costs more than your rent you should take a moment to think about it  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want to know if someone is racist get them drunk

if you want to know if someone is racist get them drunk  Actual Advice Mallard

If you suffer from social anxiety pretend people are on their death bed, you'll look forward to meeting them and treat them well as a result

If you suffer from social anxiety pretend people are on their death bed, you'll look forward to meeting them and treat them well as a result  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want the best ethnic food go to dinky restaurants in run down strip malls out of the city

if you want the best ethnic food go to dinky restaurants in run down strip malls out of the city  Actual Advice Mallard

If you give your daughter a trampy name She will not disappoint you.

If you give your daughter a trampy name She will not disappoint you.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to get R/Circlejerk re-opened give this an uboat

If you want to get R/Circlejerk re-opened give this an uboat  Actual Advice Mallard

Check the side of the subreddit To see how many subscribers are online

Check the side of the subreddit  To see how many subscribers are online  Actual Advice Mallard
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