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Always eat a full meal before going grocery shopping You won't shop hungry and spend unnecessary money on junk food

Always eat a full meal before going grocery shopping You won't shop hungry and spend unnecessary money on junk food Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't have a threeseome They ruin friendships and relationships.

Don't have a threeseome They ruin friendships and relationships. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are babysitting a child and they fall down and start to cry Try telling them that they're fine and nothing happened. Often they'll believe you and stop crying.

If you are babysitting a child and they fall down and start to cry Try telling them that they're fine and nothing happened. Often they'll believe you and stop crying. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't do stuff to get your car towed And you won't have to deal with it

Don't do stuff to get your car towed And you won't have to deal with it Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're ordering pizza online You can look up discount codes and use them

If you're ordering pizza online You can look up discount codes and use them Actual Advice Mallard
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If something is wrong with your food, be nice about pointing it out It isn't wise to offend the people who handle your food

If something is wrong with your food, be nice about pointing it out It isn't wise to offend the people who handle your food Actual Advice Mallard
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Convince your wife that changing tables are not installed in mens restrooms

Convince your wife that changing tables are not installed in mens restrooms Actual Advice Mallard
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if your girl's vagina tastes differently she's cheating on you

if your girl's vagina tastes differently she's cheating on you Actual Advice Mallard
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if you have trouble waking up, move your head to the edge of the bed let the blood pool inside your head for a couple of seconds then do a few stomach crunches

if you have trouble waking up, move your head to the edge of the bed let the blood pool inside your head for a couple of seconds then do a few stomach crunches Actual Advice Mallard
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Tell him you've never had an orgasm He'll try harder and the sex gets better

Tell him you've never had an orgasm He'll try harder and the sex gets better Actual Advice Mallard
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