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If you get a test from a teacher with strange questions, Read it over first, it might be a trap.

If you get a test from a teacher with strange questions, Read it over first, it might be a trap.  Actual Advice Mallard

be nice to most people some people are dicks

be nice to most people some people are dicks  Actual Advice Mallard

Learn to fix things You'll save money and seem more valuable to your friends or S.O.'s parents

Learn to fix things You'll save money and seem more valuable to your friends or S.O.'s parents  Actual Advice Mallard

If a girl cheats on her boyfriend with you, She'll cheat on you, too.

If a girl cheats on her boyfriend with you, She'll cheat on you, too.  Actual Advice Mallard

For those of us who suffer from razor burn Exfoliate regularly to remove ingrown hairs, and your skin will be smooth after shaving.

For those of us who suffer from razor burn Exfoliate regularly to remove ingrown hairs, and your skin will be smooth after shaving.   Actual Advice Mallard

Instead of giving away police positions, who are searching for the bomber, lie and say you haven't seen them or don't post anything at all

Instead of giving away police positions, who are searching for the bomber, lie and say you haven't seen them or don't post anything at all  Actual Advice Mallard

Unless you're going to be a doctor or lawyer go to a state school

Unless you're going to be a doctor or lawyer go to a state school  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't wash your glasses towel with fabric softener. It tends to smear

Don't wash your glasses towel with fabric softener. It tends to smear  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're not sure whether an interaction is appropriate with someone else ask yourself, would this be okay with your sister?

If you're not sure whether an interaction is appropriate with someone else ask yourself, would this be okay with your sister?  Actual Advice Mallard

You can get an STD from oral sex Be fucking careful

You can get an STD from oral sex Be fucking careful  Actual Advice Mallard
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