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Use the 'sorting' function on comments from time to time Some of the 'best' comments aren't one-liners dropped 2 minutes after the post was made.

Use the 'sorting' function on comments from time to time Some of the 'best' comments aren't one-liners dropped 2 minutes after the post was made.  Actual Advice Mallard

always read the 3 STAR reviews they're very likely to list both pros and cons

always read the 3 STAR reviews they're very likely to list both pros and cons  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to be respected as an equal Dont use sexuality as a means of entitlement.

If you want to be respected as an equal Dont use sexuality as a means of entitlement.  Actual Advice Mallard

Have no time for laundry? Just lazy and thus dirty? Try local laundromats. Drop off laundry costs around .75 a pound. They wash, fold, and hang nice clothes. Don't forget to tip!

Have no time for laundry? Just lazy and thus dirty? Try local laundromats. Drop off laundry costs around .75 a pound. They wash, fold, and hang nice clothes. Don't forget to tip!  Actual Advice Mallard

It is ok to wade in the Red River, But you must never drink from it.

It is ok to wade in the Red River, But you must never drink from it.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't want to drink at a party, but are afraid you will get harassed for it, fill an empty beer can with water. No one will bother you.

If you don't want to drink at a party, but are afraid you will get harassed for it, fill an empty beer can with water. No one will bother you.  Actual Advice Mallard

Want the old YouTube layout? http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=p4Ld14Y8 (thats an i )

Want the old YouTube layout? http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=p4Ld14Y8 (thats an i )  Actual Advice Mallard

Stay away from r/spacedicks

Stay away from r/spacedicks  Actual Advice Mallard

if someone tells you something embarrassing about themselves they're lying

if someone tells you something embarrassing about themselves  they're lying
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Going to the bathroom at night close one eye in the light, its easier to adjust going back in the dark

Going to the bathroom at night  close one eye in the light, its easier to adjust going back in the dark  Actual Advice Mallard
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