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tO gET KARMA DONT TRY TO BE CREATIVE JUST POST PICTURES OF CUTE ANIMALS.

tO gET KARMA DONT TRY TO BE CREATIVE JUST POST PICTURES OF CUTE ANIMALS. Actual Advice Mallard
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don't drink and drive.

don't drink and drive. Actual Advice Mallard
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Always hold the door for a woman It's the easiest way to check out her ass

Always hold the door for a woman It's the easiest way to check out her ass Actual Advice Mallard
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When giving a guy a BJ, don't just plant your hand at the base of his shaft and suck Move your hand up and down the shaft and play with his balls while you suck. It feels so much better and will make him cum faster

When giving a guy a BJ, don't just plant your hand at the base of his shaft and suck Move your hand up and down the shaft and play with his balls while you suck. It feels so much better and will make him cum faster Actual Advice Mallard
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think of a good reddit post? write it down or submit it immediately

think of a good reddit post? write it down or submit it immediately Actual Advice Mallard
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SERIOUSLY DON'T FUCKING SKIP CLASS BECAUSE YOU'LL SKIP MORE AND MORE OFTEN AND YOU'LL GET VERY FAR BEHIND AND START TELLING YOURSELF "OH YEAH I CAN JUST DO THIS ASSIGNMENT THIS WEEKEND" BUT YOU WON'T AND EVERYTHING WILL BUILD UP AND YOU'LL GET DEPRESSED A

SERIOUSLY DON'T FUCKING SKIP CLASS BECAUSE YOU'LL SKIP MORE AND MORE OFTEN AND YOU'LL GET VERY FAR BEHIND AND START TELLING YOURSELF
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Don't take your baby to a movie The loud sounds will make him cry, he's not going to remember the movie, and everyone will despise you

Don't take your baby to a movie The loud sounds will make him cry, he's not going to remember the movie, and everyone will despise you Actual Advice Mallard
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When pasting something into Microsoft word Right click, and under paste options select "merge formatting." That way it won't retain the formatting it had in the source and ruin your paper

When pasting something into Microsoft word Right click, and under paste options select
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Rinse conditioner out *before* washing your back the moisturizers and oils will clog up your pores, leading to bacne

Rinse conditioner out *before* washing your back the moisturizers and oils will clog up your pores, leading to bacne Actual Advice Mallard
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Girls swoon Over a guy that can ballroom dance

Girls swoon Over a guy that can ballroom dance Actual Advice Mallard
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