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If you don't have original content on your cakeday Just go with a trending meme

If you don't have original content on your cakeday Just go with a trending meme Actual Advice Mallard
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Thinking of robbing someone in your apartment building? Place a flyer at every door and see who hasn't picked it up at the end of the day

Thinking of robbing someone in your apartment building? Place a flyer at every door and see who hasn't picked it up at the end of the day Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to have an awesome and spontaneous pokemon fight you can duel with cleverbot. Just say, I choose you, pikachu! and have fun

If you want to have an awesome and spontaneous pokemon fight you can duel with cleverbot. Just say, I choose you, pikachu! and have fun Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't want your submission to be burried among others without notice Post it around morning in america

If you don't want your submission to be burried among others without notice Post it around morning in america Actual Advice Mallard
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When you can't get it up losing your virginity Go down on her. It gives you more time to be less nervous while turning you both on.

When you can't get it up losing your virginity Go down on her. It gives you more time to be less nervous while turning you both on. Actual Advice Mallard
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Drink on New Years Eve and don't have a designated driver? AAA will tow you and your car home for free! 1-800-222-4357

Drink on New Years Eve and don't have a designated driver? AAA will tow you and your car home for free! 1-800-222-4357 Actual Advice Mallard
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If a telemarketer or someone annnoying calls your cellphone Just add their number to a Don't Answer Contact, like "asshole"

If a telemarketer or someone annnoying calls your cellphone Just add their number to a Don't Answer Contact, like
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Spraying febreze on your wet clothes before drying them Makes them smell better, and stronger than dryer sheets

Spraying febreze on your wet clothes before drying them Makes them smell better, and stronger than dryer sheets Actual Advice Mallard
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It is impossible to move from Point A to B without going through ||B-A||. Learn the basic tenets of any endeavor and then get your feet wet. Don't jump in thinking you are Michael Phelps.

It is impossible to move from Point A to B without going through ||B-A||. Learn the basic tenets of any endeavor and then get your feet wet. Don't jump in thinking you are Michael Phelps. Actual Advice Mallard
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snow day? get your late shit done instead of bitching about it tomorrow

snow day? get your late shit done instead of bitching about it tomorrow Actual Advice Mallard
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