Actual Advice Mallard

Feeling shitty about yourself? Go to r/New find a user with low karma and upvote everything they have ever posted

Feeling shitty about yourself? Go to r/New find a user with low karma and upvote everything they have ever posted  Actual Advice Mallard

Dont go on reddit on april 1st Save yourself from believing/dealing with all the bullshit that will be posted

Dont go on reddit on april 1st Save yourself from believing/dealing with all the bullshit that will be posted
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Just accept defeat And buy all your socks the same color

Just accept defeat And buy all your socks the same color  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't want someone to sit by you on the bus?? Just spill some liquid on the other seat

Don't want someone to sit by you on the bus?? Just spill some liquid on the other seat  Actual Advice Mallard

telling someone they're going to hell is only an meaningful threat if they believe in hell

telling someone they're going to hell is only an meaningful threat if they believe in hell  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have to try really hard to fart It probably isn't a fart

If you have to try really hard to fart It probably isn't a fart  Actual Advice Mallard

If your child says he/she is depressed they are depressed

If your child says he/she is depressed they are depressed  Actual Advice Mallard

If someone has had roommate issues in the past Don't agree to live with them, chances are that they're the bad roommate

If someone has had roommate issues in the past Don't agree to live with them, chances are that they're the bad roommate  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want a princess romance grow up. life is not a disney movie.

if you want a princess romance grow up. life is not a disney movie.  Actual Advice Mallard

To be romantic and cheap at the sametime buy a can of coke with two straws

To be romantic and cheap at the sametime buy a can of coke with two straws  Actual Advice Mallard
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