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For deep breathing, you should inhale through your nose and exhale through your mouth.

For deep breathing, you should inhale through your nose and exhale through your mouth. Actual Advice Mallard
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Want people to like you? don't be a prick

Want people to like you? don't be a prick Actual Advice Mallard
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Cutting onions makes you cry? Freeze them before cutting

Cutting onions makes you cry? Freeze them before cutting Actual Advice Mallard
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McMuffins don’t come with Monopoly pieces You need hash browns or a beverage for that.

McMuffins don’t come with Monopoly pieces You need hash browns or a beverage for that. Actual Advice Mallard
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made eye contact with a girl across the room? that is your window, go talk to her

made eye contact with a girl across the room? that is your window, go talk to her Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU REALLY HAVE TO SMOKE DO IT AFTER YOU GET DROPPED OFF, NOT BEFORE.

IF YOU REALLY HAVE TO SMOKE DO IT AFTER YOU GET DROPPED OFF, NOT BEFORE. Actual Advice Mallard
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if your girlfriend freaks out because you are talking to another girl get out of the relationship

if your girlfriend freaks out because you are talking to another girl get out of the relationship Actual Advice Mallard
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Still talking to an ex you still have feelings for? Don't ask questions with answers you may not want to hear

Still talking to an ex you still have feelings for? Don't ask questions with answers you may not want to hear Actual Advice Mallard
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Tip your bartender well on your first drink They'll be more likely to give you heavier pours and give you drinks faster

Tip your bartender well on your first drink They'll be more likely to give you heavier pours and give you drinks faster Actual Advice Mallard
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Had a drink too much and the room's spinning while in bed? Put your feet on the floor, it will stabilize your inner ear

Had a drink too much and the room's spinning while in bed? Put your feet on the floor, it will stabilize your inner ear Actual Advice Mallard
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