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Life is hard Then you die

Life is hard Then you die Actual Advice Mallard
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If you break your contract phone go buy a pay as you go phone, you can use it for a cheap replacement

If you break your contract phone go buy a pay as you go phone, you can use it for a cheap replacement Actual Advice Mallard
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Keep a bag of rice in your toolbox To prevent your tools from rusting

Keep a bag of rice in your toolbox To prevent your tools from rusting Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want your penis to look LARGER shave your pubes

If you want your penis to look LARGER shave your pubes Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't trust people who told you to trust Oliver

Don't trust people who told you to trust Oliver Actual Advice Mallard
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Make important decisions with a full bladder. the urgency of the situation will help you be more decisive.

Make important decisions with a full bladder. the urgency of the situation will help you be more decisive. Actual Advice Mallard
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Masturbate

Masturbate Actual Advice Mallard
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If you constantly have the taste of metal in your mouth Go to the hospital. You probably have lead poisoning.

If you constantly have the taste of metal in your mouth Go to the hospital. You probably have lead poisoning. Actual Advice Mallard
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If the person you just started dating asks if you're into watersports they might not mean fishing and waterskiing

If the person you just started dating asks if you're into watersports they might not mean fishing and waterskiing Actual Advice Mallard
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Are you overweight and depressed? Try excercising.

Are you overweight and depressed? Try excercising. Actual Advice Mallard
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